Don't Want to Be Like A-Rod

Of course I would love to hit 50 home runs a year (or make $25 million a year). That's not what I'm talking about. This is what I'm referring to. I have a pretty weak stomach, so I realize that I need to take precautionary measures so that I too don't pass out while Mandy is delivering our baby. She's doing all of the work. I have to do my part!